paraid:

boldxwillxhold:

Complete Bobs Burgers set

These are fucking excellent
scntrx:
teasay:

amazing sex tips for couples! :D haha so helpful
signs you should dump him sad but true :(
prettycolors:

#ffd4c5

I THOUGHT I FELT SOMETHING IN BED BUT I PRESUMED IT WAS MY IMAGINATION THEN I LOOKED DOWN AND SPIDER ON MY BOOB THERE WAS AN ACTUAL SPIDER IN MY BED AND ON MY ACTUALLY BOOB HOLY FUCKING JESUS SOMEONE COME HELP ME BURN THE ENTIRE BED PLS